Vatican Rag
G7 First you get down on your knees, C Fiddle with your rosaries, G7 Bow your head with great respect, C C#o Dm G And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect! G7 Do whatever steps you want if C You have cleared them with the Pontiff. F7 F#o Everybody say his own C A Kyrie eleison, D7 G7 C Doin' the Vatican Rag. G7 Get in line in that processional, C7 Step into that small confessional. G7 There the guy who's got religion'll C7 Tell you if your sin's original. F If it is, try playin' it safer, Fm6 Drink the wine and chew the wafer, D#o Two, four, six, eight, Time to transubstantiate! So get down upon your knees, Fiddle with your rosaries, Bow your head with great respect, And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect! Make a cross on your abdomen, When in Rome do like a Roman; Ave Maria, Gee, it's good to see ya. Gettin' ecstatic an' sorta dramatic an' Doin' the Vatican Rag!