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G Em Now there's a man you'll hear about C G C/g G Most anywhere you go, G Em And his holdings are in Texas C G And his name is Diamond Joe. G Em And he carries all his money C G In a diamond-studded jaw. G Em He never took much trouble C G With the process of the law.
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G Em I hired out to Diamond Joe, boys, C G C/g G Did offer him my hand, G Em He gave a string of horses C G So old they could not stand. G /f# C G And I nearly starved to death, boys, C G C/g G He did mistreat me so, G /f# Em C And I never saved a dollar G In the pay of Diamond Joe. G Em Now his bread it was corn dodger C G And his meat you couldn't chaw, G /f# Em Nearly drove me crazy C G With the waggin' of his jaw. G /f# C G And the tellin' of his story, C G C/g G Mean to let you know G /f# Em /b That there never was a rounder C G That could lie like Diamond Joe. G Em Now, I tried three times to quit him, C G But he did argue so G /f# C G I'm still punchin' cattle C G In the pay of Diamond Joe. G /f# C G And when I'm called up yonder C G And it's my time to go, G Em Give my blankets to my buddies C G Give the fleas to Diamond Joe.